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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "You say money can't make me happy? Prove it to me!";
Quotation[1] = "Take my advince... I don't use it anyway.";
Quotation[2] = "Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.";
Quotation[3] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.";
Quotation[4] = "Philosophy: A route from nowhere to nothing.";
Quotation[5] = "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.";
Quotation[6] = "Virus check complete: All viruses functioning normally.";
Quotation[7] = "(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer";
Quotation[8] = "Two most common elements in the universe: hydrogen and stupidity.";
Quotation[9] = "Yes, I'm arrogant, but I'm RIGHT!";
Quotation[10] = "Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that."
Quotation[11] = "A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well."
Quotation[12] = "Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be."
Quotation[13] = "SYSTEM ERROR Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue."
Quotation[14] = "Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[15] = "Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[16] = "Honesty: the best of all the lost arts. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[17] = "It is wiser to find out than to suppose. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[18] = "Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is custom. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[19] = "Never tell the truth to people that are not worthy of it. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[20] = "To be good is noble, but to show others to be good is nobler and no trouble. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[21] = "We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[22] = "We are always more anxious to be praised for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[23] = "It is easier to stay out than to get out. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[24] = "Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[25] = "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[26] = "The principal difference between a cat and a lie is the cat has only nine lives. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[27] = "Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which never shows to anybody. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[28] = "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[29] = "Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[30] = "Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. -Mark Twain"
Quotation[31] = "Ah, Stefan, give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a dangerous enemy indeed. -Anne Rice"
Quotation[32] = "A poor surgeon hurts one person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130. -Ernest Boyer"
Quotation[33] = "All things truly wicked start from innocence. -Hemmingway"
Quotation[34] = "The person who knows \"how\" will always have a job. The person who knows \"why\" will always be his boss. -Diane Ravitch"
Quotation[35] = "Education is the established church of the United States. It isone of the religions that Americans Believe in. It has its own orthodoxy, its pontiffs and its noble buildings. -Michael Sadler"
Quotation[36] = "...you can be a great genius and yet know nothing of an art which is not your own. -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[37] = "The beautiful is as useful as the useful. More so, perhaps. -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[38] = "...books, those undemanding but faithful friends... -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[39] = "Age is no threat to the great men of the mind: with the Dantes and the Michelangelos, to grow older is to grow. -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[40] = "It is possible to concieve of something even more terrible than a hell of suffering, and that is a hell of boredom. -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[41] = "It is a charming quality of the happiness we inspire in others that, far from being diminished like a reflection, it comes back to us enhanced. -Victor Hugo"
Quotation[42] = "You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. -Medgar Evers"
Quotation[43] = "Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Anna Freud"
Quotation[44] = "Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better. -John Updike"
Quotation[45] = "He is able who thinks he is able. -Buddha"
Quotation[46] = "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Quotation[47] = "Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble. -Arabic Parable"
Quotation[48] = "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
Quotation[49] = "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -Albert Einstein"
Quotation[50] = "Problems are only opportunity in work clothes. -Henry Kaiser"
Quotation[51] = "If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. -Chinese Proverb"
Quotation[52] = "England and America are two countries separated by the same language. -George Bernard Shaw"




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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();